(Because, frankly, I was trying to fix it and I actually made it worse)

BUT you can still read most of my old comics on Tapas: https://tapas.io/series/CUEK

Hmm. I wonder how Newgrounds feels about me uploading old stuff? It would be cool if I could make this place an archive of all my stuff, as well.

You should do it as soon as you can. On your Twitter dashboard, click on the following:

Settings and Support » Settings and Privacy » Your account » Download an archive of your data

I say this because it can take up to 24 hours for Twitter to compile all your stuff and send it to you, and if you're anything like me, you want to make sure every meme and shitpost you've ever written since 2008 finds a safe space on your hard drive next to your porn folder you named "homework".

I made a Mastodon profile, if that's your thing.

It's actually kinda been fun looking at some of these old Tweets. Fourteen years ago, I was still doing the exact same thing I do now: post outdated memes.

This other one made me smile. I was talking about a girl I just met in one of my classes in college:

Fast forward to today: We have a child together 😄

Every time I come back to Newgrounds, I'm 15 years old again, it's 9th grade. I'm listening to Smash Mouth mp3s that I downloaded illegally from Napster, and I'm writing bad jokes and make poorly-drawn comics in Macromedia Flash with nothing but a mouse. A lot has changed since then--but my determination to write bad jokes and make poorly-drawn comics remains the same.

I've always wanted to make dumb cartoons, so I figured I'd start with this one. It's an introduction to who I am, the things I like to talk about, and the type of jokes I'll be telling over and over again because I only have, like, three unique ones in total. I hope to make more, and I hope you enjoy them!