Every time I come back to Newgrounds, I'm 15 years old again, it's 9th grade. I'm listening to Smash Mouth mp3s that I downloaded illegally from Napster, and I'm writing bad jokes and make poorly-drawn comics in Macromedia Flash with nothing but a mouse. A lot has changed since then--but my determination to write bad jokes and make poorly-drawn comics remains the same.

I've always wanted to make dumb cartoons, so I figured I'd start with this one. It's an introduction to who I am, the things I like to talk about, and the type of jokes I'll be telling over and over again because I only have, like, three unique ones in total. I hope to make more, and I hope you enjoy them!